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    • ich verlange die umbenennung des threads aufgrund der tatsache, dass lolpics <1 bild pro tag neu einstellt und dass die random-funktion derart abgefuckt ist, dass jedes zweite bild fritzl, sterbendes eichhörnchen, get raped, schwedischer facebook-dialog, frau mit irgendwas vorm mund, huge pen, cleverbot is high oder fucking ginger face ist.


      in diesem sinne ein letztes: lolpics.se/25803-bewbs-cx
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      sexiest finger on elbow i've ever seen

    • etwas OffTopic, weil von bash.org, aber ich hab mich gerade echt weggeschmissen:
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      sweet17: Hi
      bloodninja: hello
      bloodninja: who is this?
      sweet17: just a someone?
      bloodninja: A someone I know?
      sweet17: nope
      bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
      sweet17: well sorrrrrry
      sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
      bloodninja: why?
      sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
      bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
      sweet17: yes?
      bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
      sweet17: paranoid?
      bloodninja: yes
      sweet17: of what?
      sweet17: me?
      bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
      sweet17: LOL
      bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!
      bloodninja: This shit is serious!
      sweet17: What are you hiding from?
      bloodninja: The cops.
      sweet17: gimme a fucking break
      bloodninja: I’m serious.
      sweet17: I don’t get it
      bloodninja: The cops are after me.
      sweet17: For what?
      bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
      sweet17: For???
      bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
      bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
      bloodninja: Hello?
      sweet17: You are fucking sick.
      bloodninja: Send me your picture.
      sweet17: why?
      bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
      sweet17: One of what?
      bloodninja: The cops.
      sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
      bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
      sweet17: hold on
      bloodninja: Hurry up.
      bloodninja: Are you there?
      bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
      sweet17: Hey sorry
      sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
      bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
      bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
      bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
      sweet17: thats not it
      bloodninja: Then what?
      sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
      bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
      sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
      bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
      sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
      bloodninja: Just send it through here.
      sweet17: alright *PIC*
      sweet17: Did you get it?
      bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
      sweet17: That was me back in may
      sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
      bloodninja: I hope so
      sweet17: what?!?
      sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
      bloodninja: Did it?
      sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
      bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
      sweet17: yes
      bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
      sweet17: kks
      bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
      sweet17: this isn’t you.
      bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
      sweet17: You don’t look like that.
      bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
      sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
      bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
      bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
      sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
      bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
      bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
      sweet17: Go fuck yourself
      bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
      bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
      sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
      sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
      sweet17: you hurt me.
      bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
      sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
      bloodninja: Why would I do that?
      sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
      bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
      sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
      bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
      sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!
      sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
      sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
      bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
      sweet17: No you aren’t
      bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
      bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
      sweet17: I’m done with you
      bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
      sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
      bloodninja: Wait a sec
      bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
      bloodninja: Wanna start over?
      sweet17: No
      bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
      sweet17: You’ll what?
      bloodninja: You heard me.
      bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
      sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
      bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
      sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
      bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
      bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
      sweet17: Like what?
      bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
      sweet17: I don’t know
      bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
      sweet17: I’m afraid to
      bloodninja: Why?
      sweet17: cause
      bloodninja: cause why?
      sweet17: well lets see
      sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
      sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
      bloodninja: Nope
      sweet17: well its strange to me
      bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
      sweet17: I didn’t say that
      bloodninja: So is that a yes?
      sweet17: I guess so.
      bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
      bloodninja: Are you willing?
      sweet17: What do you need me to do?
      bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
      sweet17: ???
      bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
      bloodninja: ok?
      bloodninja: Hello?
      sweet17: You can’t be serious
      bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
      bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
      sweet17: this is retarded
      bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
      sweet17: Yes I want it.
      bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
      sweet17: sure
      bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
      bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
      bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
      bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
      bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
      sweet17: mmmm yeah
      bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
      sweet17: Har
      bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
      bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
      sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
      bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
      bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
      bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
      bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
      sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
      bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
      bloodninja: going limp
      sweet17: HARRRRRRR
      bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
      bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
      bloodninja: going limp
      sweet17: this is stupid
      bloodninja: …still limp
      bloodninja: Do it!
      sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
      bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
      bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
      bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
      sweet17: WTF?!?!?
      bloodninja: They stink really bad.
      sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
      bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
      bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
      bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
      sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
      bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
      bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
      bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
      sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
      bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
      bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
      bloodninja: …going limp again.
      bloodninja: Hello?
      bloodninja: Say it!
      bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

      :D
      Im Wald boten sich mir zwei Wege dar, ich nahm den weniger betretenen.

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