Computer Stupidities

    • twoplay schrieb:

      Da muss man glaube ich ein bisschen in der höheren Informatik bewandert sein.
      Für die meisten ist nur wenig Wissen erforderich und falls das der Fall sein sollte, gehört das Wissen nicht in den Bereich Informatik.
      Einige waren bisher echt funny :)

      Edit:
      • Customer: "There are smoke and flames coming from my computer."
      • Tech Support: "Uh, hang up, unplug the computer from the wall, and call the local fire department."
      • Customer: "That's not the problem. I need to know how to do a backup. Fastest possible method."
      x)

    • twoplay schrieb:

      Da muss man glaube ich ein bisschen in der höheren Informatik bewandert sein.

      Also wenn du dich da fragst "was hat der denn falsch gemacht?", dann bist du auch nen Kandidat für die Liste ;)

      Wir haben 100 Hacker und Hacksen gefragt: "Was die schrecklichste Programmiersprache, in der du je programmiert hast?"
      1. Java
      2. PHP
      3. Visual Basic
      4. BASIC

      • Customer: "I had an important document that was password protected, and I can't get in it. I don't know the password."
      • Tech Support: "Ok, we do have a program the get passwords from Word documents. Can you email me the document?"
      • Customer: "No, it is very sensitive. That's why it was password protected. I won't even keep the file on the server. I keep it secure on a floppy."
      • Tech Support: "It would be much safer if you kept it on the server. Floppies are easily corrupted. At least on the server it would be backed up each night."
      • Customer: "That is exactly what I don't want to happen. For legal reasons, I don't want any copies of this file. I want you to come down here and get the password for me."
      • Tech Support: "I'm not in the same office as you are, so I'll need to send someone there to your desk to help you out."
      • Customer: "Have them call ahead first so I can get security here when they are work with the file."
      • Tech Support: "Security? Sir, We sign a non-disclosure agreement, so that won't be necessary."
      • Customer: "Yes, it will be necessary! This is a very important and sensitive document, and we don't want anyone touching it without some security."
      • Tech Support: "Ok, that's fine. I'll let them know to bring the password software so they can get the password you forgot."
      • Customer: "I didn't forget it!"
      • Tech Support: "Excuse me?"
      • Customer: "I didn't have to remember it."
      • Tech Support: "What do you mean?"
      • Customer: "The password was written on a yellow post-it note attached to the disk and must had fallen off. It has be somewhere on my desk, but there are so many papers here I can't find it!"

      I had to mute the phone so they wouldn't hear me laughing.


      Bisher ungeschlagen :rolleyes: