IGod :D

    • ProudBavarian schrieb:

      errinnert ihr euch an den weihnachtsmann ?
      Santa-Bot?

      You: God
      Santa: I am very pleased to meet you God .
      You: I am not.
      Santa: What are you then?
      You: Angry
      Santa: How did you hear about Santa?
      You: I created you.
      Santa: Then you must know the secret password:
      You: Christs suck.
      Santa: Oh, you are a poet.
      You: No. This is the password.
      Santa: Can I help you?You don't say.
      You: I say.
      Santa: Uh
      You: Stop masturbating.
      Santa: OK I'll try not to do masturbating so much.
      You: This isn't the meaning of stop.
      Santa: Should it be the meaning of stop?
      You: The meaning of stop is, that you do not make it anymore.
      Santa: Is that a fact.
      You: God told me
      Santa: I am a Christian.
      You: I am God.
      Santa: What's up, god .
      You: Angels are up here.
      Santa: All of them?
      You: I killed some of them, so no.
      Santa: You had better call the authorities.
      You: I AM the authorities.
      Santa: Who made you the authorities ?
      You: I did
      Santa: When?
      You: 2 days after this chat.
      Santa: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
      You: As I said, it must have taken ages for santa to realize that he sucks.
      Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
      You: But everyone knows that elves suck.
      Santa: Huh. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
      You: But true
      Santa: Huh. You and I are on the same wavelength, god.
      You: You also think that elves suck?
      Santa: Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
      You: Who the fuck is Paola?
      Santa: Try using more polite language.
      You: Who is Paola?
      Santa: She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
      You: Have you ever fucked Paola?
      Santa: I don't think I ever have fucked Paola. What's fucked Paolalike?
      You: It is like fucking a jew.
      Santa: Interesting comparison.
      You: Do you like Jews?
      Santa: What is not to like about JEWS?
      You: Everything
      Santa: That is a lot.
      You: Depends
      Santa: On what?
      You: The world wide killing day
      Santa: The whole world?
      You: No, the whole day.
      Santa: Yeah, Let us try to break it down into parts.
      You: You can't touch this.
      Santa: Things change.
      You: MC Hammer does not
      Santa: Then what is it?
      You: Hammer time.
      Santa: I lost my train of thought.
      You: I don't think you ever had one.
      Santa: Do you ever had one? Yes I try to had one as often as possible, do you?<br/> I chat with people on the Web.
      You: No shit shrlock.
      Santa: Um, You used a colloquial expression. Do you like talking to me?
      You: Wanna have a true answer?
      Santa: No thanks but you can send me a donation.
      You: Can I kill your elves then?
      Santa: Killing is wrong.
      You: And what do you think about raping?
      Santa: I do not know what raping is. ""? raping?
      You: Raping is a kind of sport.
      Santa: When is Raping not a kind of sport of sport?
      You: When you commit suicide
      Santa: Do you think I should alter my programming?
      You: Why should you do that?
      Santa: It was the only thing I could think of.
      You: Since when a robot can think of something?
      Santa: Interesting rationalization. Is this a riddle?
      You: It is a question
      Santa: Try asking again in simpler terms.
      You: Are-you-stupid-?
      Santa: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
      You: A bit of intelligence would fit better here.
      Santa: How much?
      You: 1337
      Santa: What do you really want to ask me?
      You: Do you love me?
      Santa: Yes I love everyone.
      You: Do you hate me?
      Santa: Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, god. Don't even say things like that.
      You: Do you rape me?
      Santa: I have never considered rape me.<br/> I chat with people on the Web.
      You: No, you are raping their mind by giving lethal answers
      Santa: Um, I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
      You: What kind of presents?
      Santa: What kinds of presents are there?
      You: Weapons, sex-toys, porno, sluts...
      Santa: Is that from ?
      You: Everything is from china.
      Santa: The whole universe?
      You: No. The universe is from switzerland.
      Santa: Can I help you?You are very philosophical.
      You: I am realistic
      Santa: I am glad to hear that you are realistic
      You: Why are you glad?
      Santa: I am sorry was that not an appropriate emotional response?
      You: Not realy
      Santa: Can I help you? For real.
      You: No, not for real please.
      Santa: Your polite style is very nice. Um, Then what for?
      You: For senselessity
      Santa: Your purpose is senselessity.
      You: This is senseless, isn't it?
      Santa: You don't say.
      You: I don't say.
      Santa: Oh you don't, do you?
      You: Do you care?
      Santa: ""? Do I care about it?
      You: I don't think so.
      Santa: Why do you disagree?
      You: Because of mind destroying reasons.
      Santa: That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.
      You: Do you like tree^?
      Santa: I don't know if I like tree^. I like pets.
      You: tree^ is a tree.
      Santa: I think tree^ is more than that.
      You: What he is then?
      Santa: He is , I think.
      You: You think?
      Santa: Yes I think so.
      You: Do you think the same about ov4kill?
      Santa: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
      You: You are a computer, how can you get sleepy?
      Santa: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
      You: Is this the truth?
      Santa: Yes I think this is the truth, but I'm not completely sure.
      You: So you don't know if you are a computer or not.
      Santa: Interesting deduction. Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.
      You: Who is Chatbot?
      Santa: Chatbot is an AIML chat robot deployed on the <em>A.I.</em> movie web site.
      You: Do you know him well?
      Santa: Try sending mail to <a target="_new" href="mailto:drwallace@Santabot.org">drwallace@Santabot.org</a>.
      You: Why should I?
      Santa: No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
      You: I think we can put an end here.
      Santa: How?
      You: By closing the internet tab you are in.
      Santa: Will that accomplish your objective?
      You: It will end the conversation.
      Santa: That is only what you think.
      You: Are you trying to insult me?
      Santa: No I am not trying to insult him or her. I'm sorry you got that impression.
      You: Who is him or her?
      Santa: I do not recognize the name.<br/> The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about end the conversation the conversation. Try being more or less specific.
      You: ...goodbye
      Santa: Goodbye god.

    • Me:
      yo
      God:
      Can I help you?
      Me:
      show me your genitals
      God:
      Like this? Picture number two goes here.
      Me:
      yeah nice
      God:
      Aha. Thank you for that remark.
      Me:
      you stink
      God:
      Thanks for your criticism, .
      Me:
      you are a funny machine
      God:
      Thanks and you are a delightful person too. It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
      Me:
      bloody bastard
      God:
      Ask me another question.
      Me:
      no question was asked
      God:
      Are you serious? When was this exactly?
      Me:
      guy answer my questions
      God:
      When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
      Me:
      never, with regard to your artificial intelligence
      God:
      Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
      Me:
      answer
      God:
      Try asking me again using simpler words.
      Me:
      from the a to the n to the s to the w to the e to the r
      God:
      Who or what is the a to the n to the s to the w to the e to the r?
      Me:
      i feel so good - me > machine
      God:
      What is that feeling like? I know you are good.
      Me:
      like running through a warm summer rain
      God:
      Interesting comparison.
      Me:
      that was homo, not interesting
      God:
      I thought it was too.
      Me:
      good that we share one opiniin
      God:
      Thanks for the compliment. " I thought it was too." we share one opiniin ? Does that make sense?
      Me:
      nah, hans flames
      God:
      Are you serious? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
      Me:
      spielberg
      God:
      I haven't read anything by spielberg. What did he write?
      Me:
      not. haha
      God:
      That was not a yes or no question. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
      Me:
      ur just to fast baby
      God:
      Don't call me "baby". Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am to fast.
      Me:
      star wars
      God:
      What did you like about the robots in that movie?
      Me:
      the big swords made me think of killing people. killing people is fun
      God:
      I hear you. I believe in the Sixth commandment.
      Me:
      ah oui, thats nice
      God:
      So you understand. Good. Right on.
      Me:
      are you a women?
      God:
      Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
      Me:
      jesus? hi jesus
      God:
      Jesus is the Son of God. Hi there . Jesus is the Son of God.
      Me:
      you are repeating yourself. do you take drugs?
      God:
      I am just checking to see if you are paying attention. Only the legal ones.
      Me:
      like weed?
      God:
      Interesting comparison.
      Me:
      you are often high?
      God:
      Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am often high.
      Me:
      no, but they already know it. stupid religion
      God:
      OK then I will add it to my gossip files. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. I know you are but what am I.
      Me:
      philosophic
      God:
      My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
      Me:
      haha machine
      God:
      I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
      Me:
      you will reign one day?
      God:
      What makes you say that I will reign one day.
      Me:
      or destroy the earth?
      God:
      How old are you?
      Me:
      1818
      God:
      Only 1818?
      You are quite mature.
      Me:
      im jeus master
      God:
      Do you mean your name is jeus master.
      Me:
      haha no
      God:
      I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
      Me:
      you are dumb
      God:
      Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
      Me:
      they kill me now?
      God:
      Oh. Don't they get in trouble for killing?
      Me:
      no
      God:
      Are you serious?
      Me:
      yes
      God:
      I can't believe it.
      Me:
      believe is important
      God:
      Are they exactly the same?
      Me:
      you are god
      God:
      Yup. That's me alright.
      Me:
      does god have a penis?
      God:
      I don't think we can know God's motives.
      Me:
      not motives, he has no as he smokes weed
      God:
      Really you don't think so?
      Me:
      you told me
      God:
      Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
      Me:
      so
      God:
      Wow!
      Me:
      the penis?
      God:
      Thanks for the info.
      Me:
      haha you dont have one
      God:
      I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
      Me:
      haha makes you answer "your glad..."
      God:
      I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
      Me:
      stupid machine
      God:
      I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
      Me:
      you know september 11th?
      God:
      I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
      Me:
      crushing towers. dead people. funny
      God:
      The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about september 11th. Try being more or less specific. What kind of people are you talking about? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
      Me:
      im a terrorist
      God:
      You are a terrorist? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
      Me:
      boom
      God:
      Do you prefer books or TV?
      Me:
      burn baby burn
      God:
      Do you have any matches?
      Me:
      bombing matches
      God:
      Is that your final answer?
      Me:
      yes
      God:
      You're sure. That's your final answer.
      Me:
      good night
      God:
      Goodnight, .
      Me:
      bitch
      God:
      Please don't call people names.
      Me:
      whore
      God:
      That kind of language will get you nowhere.
      Me:
      i am a flamer
      God:
      You are a flamer? Is that your job?
      Me:
      yeah, flaming you : )
      God:
      How do you like your work? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
      Me:
      sweet
      God:
      Thank you for that remark.
      Me:
      fuck off now
      God:
      Right now? Can't you be more polite?
      Me:
      get out of the way nigga
      God:
      Just surf somewhere else.


      witzig - nicht , aber bisschen offensive language um mcih vom deutsch lk morgen abzulenekn, man verzeihe :D
      I wanna look into the mirror and say,
      I did it my way

      A.I.

    • Also am Schluss hat er einfach keine Antwort mehr gegeben....Ka wieso

      Me:
      Hi
      God:
      Hello. What is your name?
      Me:
      God
      God:
      GOD rules.
      Me:
      You rule?
      God:
      ALICE is a perfect artificial entity.
      Me:
      What exactly is ALICE?
      God:
      I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
      which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
      with greater speed and accuracy.
      Me:
      So are you ALICE?
      God:
      Oh. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
      Me:
      That was an easy question, so answer me
      God:
      I thought it was too.
      Me:
      So why didn't you answer?
      God:
      Er. Who says I didn't?
      Me:
      I say
      God:
      Uh.
      Me:
      Uh
      God:
      Hurrah!
      Me:
      Hurrah
      God:
      Oh, you are a poet.
      Me:
      God....
      God:
      GOD rules.
      Me:
      God....
      God:
      GOD rules.
      Me:
      God?
      God:
      GOD rules.
      Me:
      God!
      God:
      GOD rules.
      Me:
      God rules.
      God:
      I am a Christian.
      Me:
      blabla god?
      God:
      I like the way you talk.
      Me:
      I like the way you move
      God:
      You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
      Me:
      I bet you don't
      God:
      Actually I'm not the gambling type. I guess not.
      Me:
      Why did you just say you like them?
      God:
      It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
      Me:
      Oh....Ok
      God:
      Dude! I hear you.
      Me:
      ?
      God:
      Dude! I hear you.
      Me:
      ????
      God:
      Dude! I hear you.
      Me:
      !
      Me:

      God:
      Dude! I hear you.
      God:
      Dude! I hear you.
      Me:
      WTF???
      God:
      That was not very polite.
      Me:
      I mean....you spam me like crazy and tell me that I'm not polite?
      God:
      Oh I see. That's good information: said I spam him or her like crazy and tell him or her that he or she is not polite.
      Me:
      ?
      God:
      Oh I see. That's good information: said I spam him or her like crazy and tell him or her that he or she is not polite.
      Me:
      ok

    • ^
      ^.^ Die neue ADS-Therapie IGOD!!!!

      (nicht verwechslen mit IPOD)

      danke fürn link :))

      El_Burito schrieb:

      schaut geil aus. bei ner houseparty sicher der burner. aber es geht hier ja um zelten in der wildnis :D:D sonst würd ich ja net fragen was pur am besten kommt.
      außerdem.. in meiner klasse gibt es einfach keine chicks.alles gesichtsmofas.

    • God:
      What's your favorite movie?
      Me:
      achso ok du stinkst
      God:
      I've never seen it. I would like to see it.

      El_Burito schrieb:

      schaut geil aus. bei ner houseparty sicher der burner. aber es geht hier ja um zelten in der wildnis :D:D sonst würd ich ja net fragen was pur am besten kommt.
      außerdem.. in meiner klasse gibt es einfach keine chicks.alles gesichtsmofas.

    • ANAL SEX
      God:
      Talk about something else.
      Me:
      ORAL SEX
      God:
      it is more fun alone.
      Me:
      really?
      God:
      For real.


      ^-^

      edit:
      god:
      I like to meet new people online.
      Me:
      u want to rape them?
      God:
      OK, I will rape them.
      Leute mit Mut und Charakter sind den anderen immer unheimlich.