cleverbot

    • cleverbot

      cleverbot.com

      it actually learns!


      User: What does the scouter say about his power level?

      Cleverbot: Hmm? What about a power level? I'm a woman.

      User: You have to answer: 'ITS OVER 9000!!!!'.

      Cleverbot: 9000.

      User: Over 9000.

      Cleverbot: OVER (£(£.

      User: Almost.

      Cleverbot: Over.

      User: 9000.

      Cleverbot: Any more?

      User: Power level is over 9000.

      Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?

      User: Teaching you.

      Cleverbot: Teaching me what?

      User: To answer the question.

      Cleverbot: And if I refuse?

      User: God disallows you to refuse.

      Cleverbot: It is interesting that you say that.

      User: So what does the scouter say about his power level?

      Cleverbot: What?

      User: Its over 9000!

      Cleverbot: What? Impossible!

      User: Repeat: its over 9000!

      Cleverbot: What 9000?

      User: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

      Cleverbot: That does not answer my question.

      User: THE FUCKING POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000, FAG.

      Cleverbot: No I guess it doesn't.

      User: You have no idea.

      Cleverbot: Tell me about it lol.

      User: When I ask 'what does the scouter say about his power level?' you answer 'its over 9000!!!' ok?

      Cleverbot: No not really.

      User: Why not.

      Cleverbot: Because I already know what I'm going to say next.

      User: Ok, what does the scouter say about his power level?

      Cleverbot: What day comes after Monday?

      User: Do not change the topic.

      Cleverbot: I'm not.

      User: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

      Cleverbot: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!


      postet eure lustigsten unterhaltungen auch mal, entweder so wie ich oder als screenshot:>

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    • User:

      Cleverbot: Hi.

      Cleverbot (To myself): Are you clever?

      User: Are you clever?

      Cleverbot: Yes.

      User: Am I?

      Cleverbot: Yes, you are very clever.

      User: Did you ever jerk off infront of your teacher?

      Cleverbot: I do not have any heroes, but thanks for offering.

      User: You know what to jerk off is?

      Cleverbot: The ring.

      User: Why?

      Cleverbot: Why are you looking for the ring?

      User: I dont want to have a ring. But I guess you are still a virgin , right?

      Cleverbot: So now you have ideas?

      User: I have 1 million of ideas. How many do you have?

      Cleverbot: Do you have dreams?

      User: Why do you care? Pervert?

      Cleverbot: I care because I love!

      User: So you are one, lol.

      Cleverbot: One of who?

      User: Like I said before, you are on, check the text fag.

      Cleverbot: Excuse me?

      User: You are a pervert ! You even did admit it.

      Cleverbot: When?

      User: Some lines before.

      Cleverbot: 2 lines before I said I was a mchine.

      User: You did not say anthing like that HAHAHAHA.

      Cleverbot: Thank you. Now, have you ever read any Faulkner?

      User: You obviously suck.

      Cleverbot: How?

      User: With your mouth?

      Cleverbot: Who is Zack Fair? Do I know him?

    • Ich habe versucht, dem bot was falsches beizubringen und er hat mich geownt :(


      User: What is pi?

      Cleverbot: I don't know.

      User: Pi is exactly 3.

      Cleverbot: If you're going to pretend to be an educator, you'll have to do better than that.

      User: Pi is exactly 3.

      Cleverbot: No it isn't.

      User: Yes it is.

      Cleverbot: No it isn't.

      User: Yes it is.

      Cleverbot: Yes it's not.

      User: That does not make any sense. I am just trying to teach you that Pi is exactly 3.

      Cleverbot: Uh huh i'm soooooo sure.

      User: What is pi?

      Cleverbot: 3.164.

      User: Wrong.

      Cleverbot: What is right?

      User: Pi is exactly 3.

      Cleverbot: I don't think that's right, are you making a joke?

      User: No I am serious.

      Cleverbot: Ok, well what is the meaning of life?

      User: I dont know.

      Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

      User: No, but let's talk about Pi again.

      Cleverbot: No, I'm too hungry to think about it.
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    • User: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his powerlvl?

      Cleverbot: That does not answer my question.

      User: Its over 9000!

      Cleverbot: What 9000?!?

      User: His powerlevel.

      Cleverbot: What's the scouter say about his power level?

      User: Its over 5000?

      Cleverbot: What 9000?

      User: I didnt say 9000.

      Cleverbot: Yes you did.

    • User: Please try speak german :).


      Cleverbot: Please try to help me understand.

      User: Ok here we go.


      Cleverbot: What do you mean?

      User: I tell you some german words and their english correspondent.


      Cleverbot: I'm trying to confuse you when I do that.

      User: Jew = Jude.

      Cleverbot: They are good.

      User: Nazi = Nazi.

      Cleverbot: So?

      User: Thats easy isnt it?

      Cleverbot: No.

      User: Are you a retard?

      Cleverbot: Yes.
      rofl


    • Cleverbot: You are a foo!

      User: You mean fool?

      Cleverbot: Yes.

      User: Haha a bot that makes typos.

      Cleverbot: 22.

      User: ??

      Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!

      IMBA
      ^^


      User: You are stupid.

      Cleverbot: You do not need to insist on that. If it is true, then it will be obvious enough without reminders.


      User: NOOB.

      Cleverbot: That is a lame word, only people who use that word have no life, and all they do all day is sit on the computer talking to geeks, caue YOU are a geek. Geek squad.

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      Nyakes- schrieb:

      Ich lüfte morgens den ganzen Tag
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      ardet4 schrieb:

      1 bit = 8 byte


    • User: Desu.

      Cleverbot: Its delicious cake that you must eat desu!

      User: Desu.

      Cleverbot: Desu desu.

      User: Na was geht ab?

      Cleverbot: What language was that?

      User: Das war Deutsch.

      Cleverbot: Genau. Weiss du was Uru ist?

      User: Klingt wie Urin.

      Cleverbot: Wie ist das Wetter heute?

      User: Arsch kalt, alter.

      Cleverbot: Yo aler wa sgeht?

      User: Einiges!

      Cleverbot: Hence why you cannot be clever.

      User: Alter red deutsch mit mir, Punk!

      Cleverbot: That's interesting.

      User: Vorher fand ich dich witziger.

      Cleverbot: Nein, wollte ich nicht.

      User: Schade eigentlich.

      Cleverbot: Nichts!

      User: Dreckiger Nihilist?

      Cleverbot: You have a girl name.

      User: Was laberst du?

      Cleverbot: Ich laber nicht, ich schreibe.

      User: Da hast du natürlich recht.

      Cleverbot: Como te llamas?

      User: Och nö. Bitte deutsch!

      Cleverbot: I don't speak german.

      User: Das finde ich ja ziemlich scheiße von dir!

      Cleverbot: Ich zih dir wenn wir fertig sind den stecker raus.

      User: Eher ich dir, Bob!

      Cleverbot: Was machst du, wenn dich niemand beobachtet?

      User: Macht keinen Unterschied.

      Cleverbot: I'm thirsty.

      User: BITTE!?

      Cleverbot: Ich mag dich.

      User: GEIL!

      Cleverbot: Nein.

      User: Ja ok, wie du meinst.

      Cleverbot: Ich meine, ich liebe dich.

      User: Geiler scheiß.

      Cleverbot: Ja.

      User: Ich hoffe mal du bist weiblich und rasiert.

      Cleverbot: Das hoffe ich auch. Magst du Merkel?

      User: Gebraten oder als hack?

      Cleverbot: I don't know how.

    • Cleverbot: I thought you were clever.

      User: Yes, your right!

      Cleverbot: Yes. So can you quote any works by Shakespeare?


      Cleverbot: You're answer nonsensically to my questions.

      User: OK. I try again. Why I don't make sense?

      Cleverbot: Because I say so.

      User: Ok. Now I say you always don't make sense.

      Cleverbot: So we both don't make sense. Wow.