Dotapoo - The Key of Destiny

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    • Dotapoo - The Key of Destiny


      youtube.com/watch?v=Jmxh4XL-Gus

      SOOOOOOOO GEIL !!!! !!!! SOOO GEIL!!!

      lyrics

      Quest for the Key of Destiny

      (Narrator:)
      Long ass fuckin time ago
      In a map for Warcraft 3
      There lived an indie developer
      As bearded as could be
      He gave Riki a death ward
      And became legendary

      His name was young Guinsoo
      And he refused to balance Eul's map
      Then dropped it all to play WoW
      Please don't argue, it's a fact
      Then IceFrog came along
      And I woo'd him with this song

      (Shitty Wizard:)
      Ohhhhhhhhhhh
      Lina's arms were blazin'
      As I hex'd her with my stave
      And I shot down Zeus' ulti
      With my clutch ass Shallow Grave
      T'was I who juked the Sun Strike,
      Juked the rocket, and juked you
      And if you try to first blood me
      Then I'll first blood you too

      Gotta farm some creeps in the long lane zone
      Gotta kill their mid in the mid lane zone
      Gotta gank their Axe in the jungle zone
      Gotta win a key on the PlayDotA Forums

      GAHHHHH!!!!!

      (Gabe Newell:)
      You disobeyed my orders, noob
      Why did you enter twice
      The other members posted once
      Why'd you ignore their advice?

      These desperate acts you make for us
      Serve only to delay
      Beta keys are heavenly
      You'll never get one this way

      I been wearin' hats all this week
      My wallet's bursting at the seams
      Your begging does you nothing
      So keep it to your dreams

      You better suck it up, you better watch your tone
      You're banned for a week from the PlayDotA forums
      Don't wanna hear you cry, your chances are blown
      You gotta buy a hat or you've gotta go home.

      (Shitty Wizard:)
      IceFrog can you hear me
      I am lost where no one knows
      I've never seen your face but
      I know that we're still bros

      I need a Dota 2 key
      To teach these kids to play
      I may still buy a bottle first
      But I can change my ways

      All I need's a beta key
      An invite, if you please
      I'll never learn to creep block
      Unless I get that key

      (Mr. IceFrog:)
      I hear you shitty wizard
      You are hungry for the axe (Axe here!)
      But to have an 8 min dagger
      You must learn to stack the camps

      I'm sick of getting e-mails
      All from people just like you
      Begging for a beta key
      So here's what I will doooooooooo

      On the Dota 2 subreddit
      Where the keys are in demand
      They will wait for precious news of
      Open beta across the lands

      When the time is right, it'll happen
      On the turn of a full moon
      I will forward you what Gabe said
      He told me to say
      Soon™

      (Narrator:)
      So he dropped out of his college
      With only one thing in his sights
      A cover of a song
      To impress the mighty Ice
      But by release he knew that
      Everything would be alright...

      ...SOOOOOOOOON


      Original: youtube.com/watch?v=KJBil0w6j_s

      Dieser Beitrag wurde bereits 1 mal editiert, zuletzt von matthe ()

    • FLAWLESS. VICTORY.
      It is our suffering that brings us together. It is not love. Love does not obey the mind, and turns to hate when forced. The bond that binds us is beyond choice. We are brothers. We are brothers in what we share. In pain, which each of us must suffer alone, in hunger, in poverty, in hope, we know our brotherhood. We know it, because we have had to learn it. We know that there is no help for us but from one another, that no hand will save us if we do not reach out our hand. And the hand that you reach out is empty, as mine is. You have nothing. You possess nothing. You own nothing. You are free. All you have is what you are, and what you give.

    • Wie geil das halt ist, das einzig schade ist, dass er nicht soo geil singen kann(versteht mich nicht falsch er ist aufjedenfall deutlich besser als der Durchschnitt ist aber halt nicht überragend mit ner geileren Stimme wär das halt einfach nur unschlagbar). Der soll nen Karton Keys geschickt bekommen.