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ChunderBoy Profile PM Joined August 2011 1460 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-11-08 06:49:34 47 minutes ago #80650
alright long story i guess?!
stay tuned for edits

back when i used to play on na servers with my friends shoutout to yan jimmy 04 and whoever
i was playing a 5man stack against some ppl i dont know. anyway
this guy called Kawaii Warrior kept all chatting random stuff trying to get attention and added all of us to friends.
I didnt add him but some of the others did (smh kikoni how cud u)
kept getting 2nd-hand msgs from him tell my friends for me to add him... i didnt
but he was quite persistent (he changed his name to mine and used same avatar and then started adding every single person in my friendlist and shit... it got real annoying ppl asking me is this ur smurf who is this?!? many thought it was me and deleted me later from friends, guess he just annoyed them too much... even arteezy thought i was a full autist during these dark times bcoz of this)
anyway who cares

forward a few months
i was playing nel or w.e that was called the old dota2 league (oh ya ixdl) and ritsu aka oxen was an admin there. lets just call him by his real name ravindu.
im just minding my own business playing some ixdl games and he started to get friendly and added me
now im like "ok w.e i guess ill add him cant do any harm right atleast he will stop spamming me invites"
a few days go by and he keeps msging me
how are u so good at am?
what do u build on morph?
blah blah just general game stuff i answer happily but then his msgs get weirder and weirder
im like wow this guys got some issues

heres an early exerpt
03:53 - Serla: well
03:53 - Serla: i think youre nice ^^
03:53 - Serla: and theres something called
03:53 - Serla: friends at first sight
03:54 - Beesa: theres something called
03:54 - Beesa: stalking
03:54 - Serla: how
03:54 - Serla: we pubbed
03:54 - Serla: againt each other
03:54 - Serla: many times
03:55 - Beesa: u wudve had 10k friends by now if u added everyone u pubbed with or against
03:55 - Serla: well i mean
03:55 - Serla: i dont add everyone
03:55 - Serla: i pub with/against
03:55 - Serla: but theres something special about you
03:55 - Beesa: oh wow
03:55 - Serla: its like youre mason, but better
03:55 - Beesa: wut
03:55 - Serla: not in a dota skill sense, but in a friendship sense
03:55 - Serla: youve got all his likeable qualities
03:56 - Beesa: like wut
03:56 - Beesa: being autistic?
03:56 - Serla: but they shine much more than he does
03:56 - Serla: =P
03:56 - Serla: cant i just be the 10th
03:56 - Serla: in that inhouse =d
03:56 - Beesa: u stick to ixdl
03:56 - Beesa: ill stick to mine
03:56 - Serla: i dont play
03:56 - Serla: ixdl
03:56 - Beesa: u stick to watching ixdl
03:56 - Serla: i dont awtch
03:56 - Serla: i watch mason
03:56 - Serla: thats it
03:56 - Beesa: oh wow
03:57 - Beesa: why are u obsessed with him so much
03:57 - Serla: you wouldnt understand
03:57 - Beesa: implying
03:58 - Serla: you seem to disregard friendship
03:58 - Serla: as something autistic
03:58 - Serla: when its actually something thats cherishable
03:59 - Beesa: internet friendship tho
03:59 - Serla: exatcly
03:59 - Serla: its like friendship
03:59 - Serla: without the normal strains that everyday life puts on it
04:00 - Beesa: whats ur na dota name
04:00 - Serla: i just browse
04:00 - Serla: im not a poster
04:00 - Beesa: lurker + stalker
04:00 - Beesa: well thats something
04:00 - Serla: ?
04:00 - Serla: how come
04:00 - Serla: youre so mean to me beesa
04:00 - Beesa: how come
04:00 - Beesa: u make 3 accounts with name beesa
04:01 - Beesa: and casually add all my friends
04:01 - Serla: ?
04:01 - Serla: this is my
04:01 - Serla: only account
04:01 - Beesa: right..
04:02 - Beesa: dotabuff.com/players/72134214
04:02 - Beesa: dotabuff.com/players/98682730
04:02 - Serla: ?
04:02 - Serla: thats Serla
04:02 - Serla: which is the one
04:02 - Serla: im on right now
04:02 - Serla: the other one is casual account i use to play w/ rl friend
04:02 - Beesa: 04:01 - Serla: this is my
04:01 - Serla: only account
04:02 - Serla: sorry
04:03 - Serla: i shouldnt have lied to you
04:03 - Serla: friend
04:03 - Beesa: what a shitter
04:03 - Serla: im sorry

later on
(to my friend)
[8/17/2013 4:07:37 AM] Alder Beano: im ignoring him
[8/17/2013 4:07:42 AM] Alder Beano: now hes msging me a love poem
[8/17/2013 4:07:43 AM] Alder Beano: 05:06 - Serla: when youre with me beesa
05:06 - Serla: theres no need for a god
05:06 - Serla: no need for an afterlife
05:06 - Serla: no need for anything
05:07 - Serla: we find bliss betwixt ourselves
05:07 - Serla: and everything else is merely a bystander

good poem. i havent ever heard someone use betwixt before in a conversation but i guess now i know how cool that word is to use. makes u sound like a sophistacted romantic yearning for a neo-renaissance

so i just delete him straight after

a few months forward (maybe weeks who knows)

someone adds me on skype
now i had a decent amount of ppl during these days adding me on skype (mainly from dota)
so i thought maybe this is someone i already know
so i add him and ask who it is
this ensues
puu.sh/ldziP/49566825c7.png
puu.sh/ldzl1/d734a9026e.png

anyway im like thinking to myself "bet that guy is ravindu lol what a tard haha bitcoins scary deepweb shit bet he thinks hes the hacker also known as 4chan famous for using tor and advanced stuff like proxies"

few weeks forward (or maybe days?)
i get msgs by some mutual friend about how he wants to talk to me
ROFL ravindu changed his steam name to
ALDER BEANO MUST DIE
and its an insils avatar from facebook (insil is another girl from nadota that ritsu paid someone in cosmetics to get her facebook)

im like "is this guy messed up or wut"

apparently his message was something like i shud be his friend or my sister gets hurt or some shit
heres a log summary of the convo (many stuff were said but not worth keeping a log of)

Alder Beano Must Die: can u tell beesa
Alder Beano Must Die: something for me
Alder Beano Must Die: yo
Alder Beano Must Die: can u tell beesa
Alder Beano Must Die: something
Alder Beano Must Die: its really important
Alder Beano Must Die: yo
Alder Beano Must Die: please
uNi-: i was afk
uNi-: and yea i can tell him
Alder Beano Must Die: tell him
uNi-: whats that?
Alder Beano Must Die: maya is not safe
20:13 - Beesa: XD
20:18 - uNi-: Alder Beano Must Die: k, tell him his sister going to go to the hospital in the summer
Alder Beano Must Die: and lamberd too
Alder Beano Must Die: say canterbury is ez
20:19 - uNi-: tell me if you want me to stop delivering his msgs
20:19 - Beesa: ya
20:19 - Beesa: just stop
20:19 - uNi-: ok
20:19 - uNi-: ill never mention about him anymore
20:20 - Beesa: yes plz
20:20 - Beesa: hes irrelevant
20:20 - Beesa: and a nobody

alright wow googlemaster_2000 find my brothers and sisters names
but he got it wrong and thinks i live in canterbury (i dont)

at the same time he makes a fake facebook account called madison barton
somehow enters some study groups i was in from my university and msgs like hi im beesa's long lost friend does anyone have his phone number. (+1 group mods u rly did ur job its a closed group questionmark?!)
funnily enough i was on at that time.
that msg got deleted after 2 seconds.. guess why?
coz this little shit had 2 browsers open prolly firefox and chrome or w.e and was online with his real fb account and fake fb account at the same time... my boy ravindu messed up and posted with his real account and deleted in 2 seconds but me being a 7k reflexes fast fingers aficionado managed to click on his account just in time. BUSTED!

anyway soon enough i get msged by a few friends
heres an exerpt

friend: Hey Alder how are you? I got a message from a girl called Madison Barton saying that she was a childhood friend of yours? She's trying to get in contact with you. Do you know her?
me: its a stalker i have
me: fake
me: ignore
me: when did u get it ttho
me: what time
me: On Monday!
friend: haha a stalker? how unfortunate
me: ya
me: ty for telling me tho
me: report teh account for fake plz
friend: ok sure!

now this beautiful girl called madison barton wearing a sexy british flag t-shirt i reverse google imaged her shes some twitter celeb cant remember who it was (poor soul her online pictures being used assuming another identity tbh smh fam)

i also get a msg from my brother telling me some girl called madison barton added my sister on facebook asking if im her brother. LMAO the plot thickens. but my family aint some dumbshits they know better. so they just block and ignore from the start.

1-2 days later.
there is a thread on nadota asking if some phone number is a uk number
it was rly similar to my phone number but with a few mistakes
im like jeez this kid is trying rly hard to get my phone number haha. i have a potato phone that i dont even use except to talk to someone when i really have to its got like 10 contacts in total or something minor like that. who even cares man!

my sister got scared coz of the "put her in hospital" comments but i was like:
"no worries hes just a sri lankan brown boy manlet that poses no threat compared to superior highlander genes that i have been blessed with"

there might be more logs or stuff i remember if i do ill update this
oh ya more coming:

ritsu was like 6.7k or something
he got 7k by getting fed mmr thru
kikoni/notjones/kaptenrobert (i was in teamspeak with the feeders during this time)
they even got to low prio and had to find new accounts to keep feeding him mmr
later on kikoni also sold him a 6.9k or 7k account that belonged to someone else in the first place
i guess thats how u get on a pro team.
this beautiful soul : i.imgur.com/b4yF9Y7.png

i mean at some point he had to ditch his former alias Oxen and rebrand himself as Ritsu coz thats wat companies who go thru scandals do, they just rebrand themselves. after me and insil exposed him to nadota

i also did my fair share of stalking my stalker, for ammo
and i found some creepy stuff about him and the stuff he does online or at his school
i mean just google the names he has used
scrara had some juicy stuff about it