Wie sterbt ihr?

While using a chainsaw to help your friend cut down a tree, you slip and sever your leg. You die from rapid blood loss.

You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill.

Nur Vorname:
While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).

Mit Nachname:
You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter.

Gott, wie ich Minigolf hasse -.-

mit vorname:
While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.

mit nachname:
While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

Upset over the recent breakup with your girlfriend, you shoot her to death and then proceed to kill yourself.

Vorname:
An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.

Ein Kellner erschlägt mich mit ner Pfeffermühle, imba

Nachname:
While vacationing in Spain, you are gored by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.

Aua

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.

das soll mal einer überbieten. :D

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are stripped and chained to the ground spread-eagle. Your torso is slit open with a razor blade, and you are covered with dozens of large rats, which proceed to feed their way into your body.

A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.

You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)

newb

im gerichtssall wirst du von jemandem der als mörder angeklagt ist mit einer schreibmaschiene erschlagen -.-

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.


na dann^^

Ich kriege nen Elektroschock beim Sandwichs toasten !
imba! vor allem wenn man das fast jeden tag macht... :-D

During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.

WTF was wird dann aus meinem PC ??

While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

A deranged cook at a Chinese restaurant attacks you violently with a meat cleaver after you complain about your meal.

Bill Gates

While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to speak, you attempt to IM someone for help, but your computer bluescreens. You quickly choke to death.