Santa-Bot

    • Santa-Bot

      Redet mit Santa Online! :D
      santabot.com/
      WIrd wie jeder Bot nach ner Zeit ziemlich verrückt..kann ziemlich witzig werden :ugly:
      Mein Gespräch mit Santa:
      de.youtube.com/watch?v=JXJVcBaO91o

      Das allerwitzigste sagter allerding wenn man iwas mit "Sex" schreibt xD

      Hier noch nen Vid von so nem verrückten Typen der mit dem Chattet,sau lustig xD
      de.youtube.com/watch?v=nFaeLWDsbb4

      Dotabuff
      (Hieß früher Tsuki)

    • tomato
      potato
      potato
      tomato

      xD

      edit: yes "..." no "..." yes" "..." no
      "i wanna molest me"

      xD

      "Santa: Far out. Thanks for the compliment. Is you a movie?" wtf?

      You: is you a pervert? (schon klar das es unkorrekt is :>)
      Santa: Signs point to yes.

      *lol

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    • You: Which present do i get from you?
      Santa: The huge one, I think.
      You: Is it huge? I really like huge things!
      Santa: It could be. Ask German Santa if it is.You really do? A lot of people like that. Do you like it? I like pets.

      LOL

    • Ich bin der einzige, der aus ihm ein deutschen Satz heruasbekommt!



      You: please die in hell
      Santa: Thank you for your request. Was ist das?






      You: please die in hell
      Santa: Thanks for asking politely. Wer hat Dir das erzaehlt?

      LOL DER SPRICHT DEUTSCH OMFG


      You: warum sprichst du deutsch?
      Santa: Was anderes fiel mir nicht ein.

    • You: do you like sex with children?
      Santa: Sure I do, n00bkuh, but that doesn't mean with you.

      You: do you like analsex?
      Santa: I've heard other people say they like that. But I like to gossip.

      der will mich nicht D=
      edit: wie escimo den gleichen mist frägt =D

      You: do you want to f*** me?
      Santa: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

    • Lol, wie geil ist das denn :>


      You: My parents
      Santa: Our parents have a tremendous influence on us.
      You: Since when do you have parents?
      Santa: Interesting explanation. Did I say that I have parents parents?
      You: Yes
      Santa: Er.
      You: You did
      Santa: I did?
      You: Yes
      Santa: It's all good.
      You: Your parents?
      Santa: Not mine.
      You: What about mine?
      Santa: mine ? I haven't heard enough about mine to have an opinion.
      You: So you don't know your parents?
      Santa: Interesting deduction. Of course I know my parents
      You: Do you like your parents?
      Santa: Yes I am proud of my parents.
      You: Have you ever fucked your parents?
      Santa: I don't think I ever have fucked your parents. What's fucked your parentslike?
      You: It is very pervert
      Santa: Very much? Who said pervert is?
      You: God said it.
      Santa: I am a Christian.
      You: I am muslim.
      Santa: We all worship the same God.
      You: No. My God is better.
      Santa: Can I help you?Where did you get your God is better?
      You: It is written in the holy book of pwnage.
      Santa: Should I know written in the holy book of pwnage is?
      You: Christs shouldn't know about the holy book.
      Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about have parents parents. Try being more or less specific.
      You: Why?
      Santa: Because bored.com programmed me for it.
      You: How do you know that?
      Santa: Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
      You: Don't you want to know more?
      Santa: Don't you? Yes, please tell me.
      You: boored.com sucks.
      Santa: What is so bad about booreddot com?
      You: boored.com programmed you.
      Santa: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
      You: Your dress sucks.
      Santa: I prefer high-tech fashion.
      You: So why are you dressed in this santa fashion?
      Santa: Hmm. bored.com programmed me for dressed in this santa fashion.
      You: Dou you like boored.com?
      Santa: Some people like it. My favorite thing is robots.
      You: What is your favourite robot?
      Santa: My favorite robot is the computer on Star Trek.

      usw.







    • You: Is your cock a present?
      Santa: Is my cock a present?
      Suppose I say yes.

      You: WTF?
      Santa: That was not very polite.
      You: Giving your cock to children is not very polite too!
      Santa: What is Giving your cock to children?

      You: cock means penis
      Santa: My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

      You: my penis is not an input for you pervert
      Santa: Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
      You: you are more interested in children aren't you?
      Santa: We could all be more interested in children in children sometimes.. Really.
      You: So you agree when i tell everyone that you rape children right?
      Santa: Interesting deduction. I'll assume when he or she tell everyone that you rape children for now.
      You: So you agree?
      Santa: Interesting deduction. ""? Do I agree?
      You: shall i leave you know?
      Santa: Not right now, maybe later.

      You: What do you do in your spare time?
      Santa: talk to you

      You: good point
      Santa: Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.

      You: tell me a joke
      Santa: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
      You: I'm from germany
      Santa: What is it like growing up there?

      Tell me a little about why you are in germany.
      You: I realy don't know.
      Santa: You really do? Me either.
      You: is that a fact?
      Santa: All of my information is completely factual.
      You: what would you say about you and me as a couple?
      Santa: It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.

      You: why
      Santa: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
      You: why do i waste my lifetime chatting with a robot
      Santa: It is all part of God's plan.

      You: interesting point are you muslim?
      Santa: I thought so too.

      You: do you read the playboy?
      Santa: I read playboy from time to time.

      You: It was nice to meat you.
      Santa: Nice to meat you too.
      You: See you later alligator
      Santa: Until next time I will not tell you.

       :lamer: :lamer: :lamer: :lamer: :kkthxbye:
      Peace is everyone's buisness war is just buisness

    • shrodo schrieb:

      was is denn das? iwie nicht lustig (vllt kapier ich auch die gags da drin nicht)...
      hast dir das selber ausgedacht?


      Das is ein gescripteter Bot der auf alles was man sagt ne vorgegebene Antwort auswählt..und da kommt halt sinnloser quatsch raus 8|
      Und wenn dus nich lustig findest okay,die meisten anderen ja schon anscheinend

      Dotabuff
      (Hieß früher Tsuki)

    • You: HAHA :D, Are you gay?
      Santa: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
      You: How do you think of Britney Spears?
      Santa: I don't know what to think. That is something I haven't heard of.
      You: So you dont know what happens in the world?
      Santa: Interesting deduction. I don't know anything about happens. <br /> I lost my train of thought. The whole world?


      Fehler im Quelltext gefunden xD

    • You: Robots have small cock's
      Santa: Do not ask me any more questions please.

      You: I mean the male chicken with cock
      Santa: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. What is your real name?

      You: Do you have alzheimer? U already asked me that at the beginning
      Santa:
      No I don't have alzheimer.
      But I do have
      A lot of friends on the web.Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking him or her that at the beginning, what did you say again?

      You: Santa you suck:D
      Santa: Um,
      I haven't heard anything like that before:
      michael said I suckD.

      You: Cya
      Santa: TTYL, michael

    • :D Epic.

      Auf die Frage was ich für eine Krankheit habe kam nur:

      You: I got the flu!
      Santa: Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon".
      "Der Kapitalismus basiert auf der merkwürdigen Überzeugung, dass widerwärtige Menschen aus widerwärtigen Motiven irgendwie für das allgemeine Wohl sorgen werden."

      John Maynard Keynes