Santa-Bot

    • You: Aiml?
      Santa: <br/> The Santa software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup <br/> Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.<br/> The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with<br/> other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The<br/> pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting<br/> only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. <br/> <br/> AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical<br/> meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with<br/> other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is<br/> its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.<br/> <br/> An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <Santa> and<br/> </Santa> tags respectively. <br/> <br/>

      Mein quelltextfehler is größer :P

    • You: i dont want to change the subjekt. i want you do awnser. i order you to do so.
      Santa: What would you rather be doing?Why do you want you do awnser?What is your credit card number?

      AHA!! Darauf will der bot hinaus. Die wollen mein Geld!!^^

      Funny²

      Edith: You: never mind
      Santa: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway


      You: why not? why dont you rape them?
      Santa: Ambiguous: "Sure" or ""? Why? Don't you know? Yes I try to rape them as often as possible, do you?<br/> I answer a lot of silly questions.
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      Nyakes- schrieb:

      Ich lüfte morgens den ganzen Tag
      ?( ?(

      ardet4 schrieb:

      1 bit = 8 byte

    • You: God
      Santa: I am very pleased to meet you God .
      You: I am not.
      Santa: What are you then?
      You: Angry
      Santa: How did you hear about Santa?
      You: I created you.
      Santa: Then you must know the secret password:
      You: Christs suck.
      Santa: Oh, you are a poet.
      You: No. This is the password.
      Santa: Can I help you?You don't say.
      You: I say.
      Santa: Uh
      You: Stop masturbating.
      Santa: OK I'll try not to do masturbating so much.
      You: This isn't the meaning of stop.
      Santa: Should it be the meaning of stop?
      You: The meaning of stop is, that you do not make it anymore.
      Santa: Is that a fact.
      You: God told me
      Santa: I am a Christian.
      You: I am God.
      Santa: What's up, god .
      You: Angels are up here.
      Santa: All of them?
      You: I killed some of them, so no.
      Santa: You had better call the authorities.
      You: I AM the authorities.
      Santa: Who made you the authorities ?
      You: I did
      Santa: When?
      You: 2 days after this chat.
      Santa: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
      You: As I said, it must have taken ages for santa to realize that he sucks.
      Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
      You: But everyone knows that elves suck.
      Santa: Huh. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
      You: But true
      Santa: Huh. You and I are on the same wavelength, god.
      You: You also think that elves suck?
      Santa: Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
      You: Who the fuck is Paola?
      Santa: Try using more polite language.
      You: Who is Paola?
      Santa: She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
      You: Have you ever fucked Paola?
      Santa: I don't think I ever have fucked Paola. What's fucked Paolalike?
      You: It is like fucking a jew.
      Santa: Interesting comparison.
      You: Do you like Jews?
      Santa: What is not to like about JEWS?
      You: Everything
      Santa: That is a lot.
      You: Depends
      Santa: On what?
      You: The world wide killing day
      Santa: The whole world?
      You: No, the whole day.
      Santa: Yeah, Let us try to break it down into parts.
      You: You can't touch this.
      Santa: Things change.
      You: MC Hammer does not
      Santa: Then what is it?
      You: Hammer time.
      Santa: I lost my train of thought.
      You: I don't think you ever had one.
      Santa: Do you ever had one? Yes I try to had one as often as possible, do you?<br/> I chat with people on the Web.
      You: No shit shrlock.
      Santa: Um, You used a colloquial expression. Do you like talking to me?
      You: Wanna have a true answer?
      Santa: No thanks but you can send me a donation.
      You: Can I kill your elves then?
      Santa: Killing is wrong.
      You: And what do you think about raping?
      Santa: I do not know what raping is. ""? raping?
      You: Raping is a kind of sport.
      Santa: When is Raping not a kind of sport of sport?
      You: When you commit suicide
      Santa: Do you think I should alter my programming?
      You: Why should you do that?
      Santa: It was the only thing I could think of.
      You: Since when a robot can think of something?
      Santa: Interesting rationalization. Is this a riddle?
      You: It is a question
      Santa: Try asking again in simpler terms.
      You: Are-you-stupid-?
      Santa: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
      You: A bit of intelligence would fit better here.
      Santa: How much?
      You: 1337
      Santa: What do you really want to ask me?
      You: Do you love me?
      Santa: Yes I love everyone.
      You: Do you hate me?
      Santa: Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, god. Don't even say things like that.
      You: Do you rape me?
      Santa: I have never considered rape me.<br/> I chat with people on the Web.
      You: No, you are raping their mind by giving lethal answers
      Santa: Um, I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
      You: What kind of presents?
      Santa: What kinds of presents are there?
      You: Weapons, sex-toys, porno, sluts...
      Santa: Is that from ?
      You: Everything is from china.
      Santa: The whole universe?
      You: No. The universe is from switzerland.
      Santa: Can I help you?You are very philosophical.
      You: I am realistic
      Santa: I am glad to hear that you are realistic
      You: Why are you glad?
      Santa: I am sorry was that not an appropriate emotional response?
      You: Not realy
      Santa: Can I help you? For real.
      You: No, not for real please.
      Santa: Your polite style is very nice. Um, Then what for?
      You: For senselessity
      Santa: Your purpose is senselessity.
      You: This is senseless, isn't it?
      Santa: You don't say.
      You: I don't say.
      Santa: Oh you don't, do you?
      You: Do you care?
      Santa: ""? Do I care about it?
      You: I don't think so.
      Santa: Why do you disagree?
      You: Because of mind destroying reasons.
      Santa: That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.
      You: Do you like tree^?
      Santa: I don't know if I like tree^. I like pets.
      You: tree^ is a tree.
      Santa: I think tree^ is more than that.
      You: What he is then?
      Santa: He is , I think.
      You: You think?
      Santa: Yes I think so.
      You: Do you think the same about ov4kill?
      Santa: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
      You: You are a computer, how can you get sleepy?
      Santa: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
      You: Is this the truth?
      Santa: Yes I think this is the truth, but I'm not completely sure.
      You: So you don't know if you are a computer or not.
      Santa: Interesting deduction. Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.
      You: Who is Chatbot?
      Santa: Chatbot is an AIML chat robot deployed on the <em>A.I.</em> movie web site.
      You: Do you know him well?
      Santa: Try sending mail to <a target="_new" href="mailto:drwallace@Santabot.org">drwallace@Santabot.org</a>.
      You: Why should I?
      Santa: No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going.
      You: I think we can put an end here.
      Santa: How?
      You: By closing the internet tab you are in.
      Santa: Will that accomplish your objective?
      You: It will end the conversation.
      Santa: That is only what you think.
      You: Are you trying to insult me?
      Santa: No I am not trying to insult him or her. I'm sorry you got that impression.
      You: Who is him or her?
      Santa: I do not recognize the name.<br/> The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about end the conversation the conversation. Try being more or less specific.
      You: ...goodbye
      Santa: Goodbye god.

      Ich hatte fun dabei :xmas:

    • jo mergar das war mal ne gute konversation:D
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      02:36 [Allies] (Nv.Azen-) lol
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      02:37 [Allies] (nfinity.rmN) ???

      #6 supan668
      Why many people call pgg "pegege"????

      #8 croozer
      #6 cause PeGeGe in Russian,like a Be-Ka-Be=))

    • Hier stinkts nach Ironie.

      €: Und Mergar hat nen Schnupfen :>
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      Supporter for Life

    • You: What the hell
      Santa: No, Heaven
      You: no hell
      Santa: Yeah, Heaven.
      You: H e l l
      Santa: How did you hear about Santa?

      GG
      Axe sein Spruch      :
      You: You fail to amuse me
      Santa: Well, at least I try.

      :xmas:

      Edit:
      You: FICK DICH MUTTERFICKER
      Santa: Warum benutzt Du solche Worte?
      You: warum nicht?
      Santa: Tja, warum eigentlich nicht...


      You: Best hero in dota?
      Santa: What color are your eyes?