Angepinnt Der lolpics Thread

be at work
the Boss walks in my office
"Want to make quick $100"
"Sure"
"Be at my house today at five in a black suit"
"Uh... ok"
wondering what the hell
put on suit drive to Boss' house
boss tells me what I'll be doing and saying
laugh so hard sides hurt
sit on the porch polishing Boss' shotgun
boy comes to pick up Boss' daughter
sees a muscular bearded guy in a suit, with a shotgun sitting on a porch
walks past me, huge eyes rings doorbell gets in
as they are leaving I say in my strongest slavic accent
"Rimembr, home on time, no dysrespect."
get money, go home.
pretty sure Boss' daughter will be a virgin till she leaves for college.



Why does number 3 have a star?!