Angepinnt Der "Dinge die ihr einfach mal mitteilen wollt" Thread

mit Bierchen meinst du Frau und mit trinken ficken?

er soll einen freund anrufen, um eine Frau zu nageln? Oo
Klingt für mich nach vergewaltigung.

Es ist keine Vergewaltigung, solange man vorher "Überraschungssex!" schreit.
Sonst würde es ja auch keinen Sinn machen, für die Disco pumpen zu gehen

Hab gerade mal ne Stunde Pause von dieser kack nichtsbringenden Zeitotschlägerei auf 9gag und co. gemacht und den Jack Sparrow Coinroll gelernt...
Das Leben bietet echt auch Sonntags die interessantesten Möglichkeiten, wenn man sie denn an sich ranlässt

Machst du das mit jeder Münze oder muss die eine bestimmte Größe haben?
Ich würds auch gerne können, ist das einfach nur Übung oder steckt da noch irgendwas dahinter?

das ist der einzige chiptrick den ich ne weile versucht und nicht geschafft habe
E: vorwärts klappts ganz gut, rückwärts garnicht

Übe mit ner 2€ Münze (drunter machts der ca$hstackende Boss einfach nicht) und würde sagen, dass es damit oder mit 50 cent sicher am einfachsten ist. Wichtig ist am Ende denke ich nur, dass die Münze breiter ist als dein Mittelfinger.

Ich finds in diesem Vid hier ziemlich kleinschrittig und einfach erklärt (Musik muss man halt ausmachen oder -halten). Witzigerweise schaff ichs mittlerweile meistens, wenn ich nicht hinsehe und parallel irgendwas lese, aber wenn ich mich drauf konzentriere fällt die Münze beim kleinen Finger fast immer runter.

_8ULYM9gFpY

Aber die Übungen werden noch zu humanen Zeiten umgelegt
geht ja so mal gar net!

Nippl- schrieb:

Hey, ich such für heut Abend nen kostenlosen live Stream für Wrestlemania 28. Gibts sowas oder gehts nur über Sky? :/

wenn wer was hat an mich auch pm bitte ))
sonst such ich nachher einfach und hoff ich find was

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Wer gerade sowieso jemand am Wrestlemanialinksharen ist, dann würde ich mich auch über eine PN freuen *freundlicherSmilie*

sopcast np

gut, dass ich bei facebook ausgeloggt werde und ich mein passwort ändern muss, weil sich jemand aus japan bei mir eingeloggt hat
n hack aus japan geht immer

same here 0o

ich nehme mal an april fool^^

bestes lied auf erden

ich weiß nicht ob das nur für mich witzig ist weil ich ihn getrollt hab oder im allgemeinem

[00:31:01] Naturel: twitch.tv/ggnetpurge/b/313471715
[00:31:09] Naturel: 15 minutes
[00:31:11] Naturel: it starts
[00:37:10] Stu: i was hoping that was a GOT stream
[00:37:12] Stu: this looks shit
[00:37:13] Stu: what is this
[00:37:14] Stu: bs
[00:37:30] Naturel: my team vs mouz, malow wanted it
[00:39:12] Stu: no ones cares about your gay nazi propoganda game
[00:40:33] Naturel: seems like your girlfriend just said she has migraine
[00:40:50] Stu: true lol
[00:40:54] Stu: how do you know that
[00:41:07] Stu: wtf nat
[00:41:09] Stu: damn german
[00:42:41] Stu: NAT
[00:42:43] Stu: wtf
[00:42:50] Stu: she said she GETS migraine
[00:43:14] Stu: btw
[00:43:22] Naturel: im awesome
[00:43:25] Naturel: nuff said
[00:43:26] Stu: she speaks german
[00:43:33] Naturel: shes my spy
[00:43:35] Stu: lmao
[00:43:42] Naturel: or should i say he
[00:43:45] Stu: no
[00:43:48] Naturel: well u will notice early enough
[00:43:49] Naturel: h3h3
[00:43:58] Stu: nat you are mega gay
[00:44:04] Stu: either that is insane guess
[00:44:08] Stu: based on god knows what
[00:44:12] Stu: or there is something i dont know
[00:44:13] Stu: but
[00:44:14] Stu: anyway
[00:44:15] Stu: what
[00:44:28] Naturel: ??
[00:44:33] Naturel: anyway what
[00:44:34] Naturel: ?!
[00:44:36] Stu: what made you say
[00:44:51] Stu: [00:40] Naturel:

<<< seems like your girlfriend just said she has migraine
[00:45:17] Stu: if you dont tell me i will
[00:45:18] Stu: literally
[00:45:19] Stu: kill youi
[00:45:21] Stu: in real life
[00:45:57] Naturel: ill hold it secret
[00:46:03] Naturel: so i can read you even more
[00:46:04] Stu: malow i found some good dubstep
[00:46:07] Stu: youtube.com/watch?v=MRvkCe8KFXQ
[00:46:09] Stu: read me more
[00:46:10] Stu: then
[00:46:16] Stu: tell me
[00:46:42] Naturel: i cant since ur gf is sleeping
[00:46:45] Naturel: i need to ask her first
[00:46:48] Naturel:
[00:46:49] Stu: lma
[00:46:50] Stu: o
[00:47:03] Stu: i literally hate you
[00:47:49] Stu: nat what is your fb name
[00:48:01] Stu: that youre talking to her with
[00:48:48] Naturel: [00:45] Naturel:

<<< ill hold it secret
so i can read you even more
[00:48:52] Stu: nat
[00:48:54] Stu: im literally
[00:48:57] Stu: gonna fucking kill you
[00:49:00] Stu: if youve actually added her
[00:49:26] Naturel: go find me in germany first
[00:49:29] Naturel: hint: cologne
[00:49:43] Stu: yes
[00:49:47] Stu: i will look for neonazi groups
[00:49:50] Stu: and find
[00:49:53] Stu: worst in group
[00:49:53] Stu: = u
(at this point i have called him to enjoy his madness, but he didnt respond to me so i kept text trolling)
[00:51:05] Naturel: stu
[00:51:13] Naturel: next time dont show pic here
[00:51:17] Stu: dude
[00:51:17] Naturel: then i cant find demn girls
[00:51:20] Stu: i can just
[00:51:21] Stu: screenshot
[00:51:22] Stu: pic
[00:51:23] Stu: but
[00:51:26] Stu: i still hate you
[00:51:26] Stu: so muich
[00:51:29] Stu: if you screw this up for me
[00:51:31] Stu: i will literally
[00:51:32] Stu: fucking
[00:51:33] Stu: rape you
[00:51:33] Stu: irl
[00:51:36] Naturel: xD
[00:51:44] Stu: you absolute
[00:51:45] Stu: fagnigger
[00:51:55] Naturel: if you would have responed to me
[00:51:58] Naturel: i would actually told u
[00:52:01] Naturel: but now [00:45:57] Naturel: ill hold it secret
[00:46:03] Naturel: so i can read you even more
[00:52:09] Stu: so easy to
[00:52:17] Stu: find her
[00:52:18] Stu: profile
[00:52:18] Stu: but
[00:52:21] Stu: i dont know
[00:52:23] Stu: wjhy
[00:52:25] Stu: she accepted you
[00:52:28] Stu: do you klnow she speaks german
[00:52:40] Stu: at least a bit
[00:52:41] Stu: anyway
[00:52:42] Stu: dude
[00:52:43] Stu: srsly
[00:52:47] Naturel: u better calm down or i sendh er this skype chatlog
[00:52:49] Naturel: !
[00:52:54] Stu: no
[00:52:56] Stu: just
[00:52:57] Stu: dont be a dick
[00:52:58] Stu: and i dont mind
[00:53:10] Stu: you are literally
[00:53:12] Stu: a good troll
[00:53:12] Stu: ok
[00:53:14] Stu: fair play
[00:53:15] Stu: but
[00:53:16] Stu: fuck
[00:53:16] Stu: dude
[00:53:19] Stu: this is sex we're talking about
[00:53:25] Naturel: LOL
[00:53:38] Stu: its no laughing matter
[00:53:47] Naturel: so thats what its all about?
[00:53:53] Stu: no
[00:53:54] Naturel: i think she searches for smth real
[00:53:56] Naturel: not sex
[00:53:59] Naturel: i better tell her
[00:54:01] Stu: lmao
[00:54:05] Stu: i hate you
[00:54:06] Stu: so much
[00:54:12] Stu: but i actually like her
[00:54:28] Stu: im gonna find out
[00:54:29] Stu: nat
[00:54:30] Stu: leader of illuminati
[00:54:36] Stu: divine ruler of the world
[00:54:42] Stu: employed girl to
[00:54:59] Stu: anyway
[00:55:02] Stu: im not even
[00:55:04] Stu: i dont even
[00:55:12] Stu: just
[00:55:13] Stu: fu
[00:55:27] Naturel: stu how long u gonna be awake?
[00:55:33] Stu: i want to go to bed
[00:55:35] Stu: but now i have to search
[00:55:37] Stu: through all hjer friends
[00:55:42] Stu: until I can isolate who you are
[00:55:52] Stu: and come and murder you in real life
[00:56:09] Naturel: i think
[00:56:14] Naturel: im gonna get this on 9gag
[00:56:17] Naturel: or facebookfail.org
[00:56:19] Stu: nat
[00:56:23] Stu: if you
[00:56:25] Naturel:
[00:56:30] Stu: if i get raped
[00:56:31] Stu: tomorrow
[00:56:32] Stu: by a man
[00:56:35] Stu: i am literally
[00:56:39] Stu: gonna kil myself
[00:56:41] Stu: i want you to know that
[00:56:53] Naturel:
[00:57:00] Stu:
[00:57:17] Stu: she epic april foolsed joked me last night
[00:57:41] Naturel: didnt tell me about that
[00:57:45] Naturel: but what was it?
[00:57:49] Stu: what did she tell you
[00:57:50] Stu: about
[00:57:54] Naturel: [00:45] Naturel:

<<< ill hold it secret
so i can read you even more
[00:58:00] Stu: well read me now
[00:58:00] Stu: hnoob
[00:58:06] Naturel: april fools
[00:58:07] Naturel: are to random
[00:58:09] Naturel: to read
[00:58:20] Naturel: example
[00:58:23] Naturel: if i would make one
[00:58:26] Naturel: its prolly some nazi shit
[00:58:51] Naturel: and if u make one
[00:58:53] Naturel: idk
[00:58:56] Naturel: maybe trolling kent?
[00:58:58] Naturel: just to random :/
[00:59:08] Naturel: well i gonna ask her
[00:59:31] Stu: this is actually
[00:59:32] Stu: messed up
[00:59:37] Stu: im going to bed
[00:59:37] Stu: gn
[00:59:40] Naturel: stu wait
( Now i called him again to tell him i have trolled him and to prevent him doing smth he would regret later on)
[00:59:42] Stu: yes im mad
[00:59:49] Stu: if that makes you happy
[01:00:22] Naturel:
[01:00:24] Naturel: i hope u heard thatz
[01:00:25] Stu: HOW
[01:00:28] Stu: HOW
[01:00:35] Stu: MY HEAD
[01:00:36] Stu: IS LIKE
[01:00:39] Stu: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[01:00:42] Stu: srsly
[01:00:44] Stu: nat
[01:01:32] Stu: HPW
[01:01:34] Stu: HOW
[01:01:48] Stu: IT WAS
[01:01:50] Stu: SO BELIEVABLE
[01:01:53] Stu: SOOOOOOOOOOOO BELIEVABLE
[01:01:58] Stu: yes
[01:02:00] Stu: explain
[01:02:00] Stu: fuck
[01:02:16] Stu: my
[01:02:17] Stu: hands
[01:02:18] Stu: are shaking
[01:02:49] Stu: explaijn
[01:02:50] Stu: now
[01:02:51] Stu: now
[01:03:07] Stu: 2 minutes
[01:03:07] Stu: before
[01:03:08] Stu: she says
[01:03:20] Stu: 'im gonna go to bed because i get bad migraines otherwise'
( at this point i told him how i trolled him, the first part with migraine was random flame after that it was common sense - if she realy had migraine she is sleeping and so on...)
[01:03:32] Stu: what the fuck
[01:03:32] Stu: srs
[01:03:33] Stu: yl
[01:03:42] Stu: i am going to stay with her at her parents
[01:03:43] Stu: tomorrow
[01:03:45] Stu: for 2 days
[01:03:48] Stu: you have no idea
[01:03:51] Stu: how much my penis hates you
[01:03:52] Stu: atm
[01:04:19] Stu: true
[01:04:19] Stu: lmao
[01:04:22] Stu: JHAHAHAHA
[01:04:23] Stu: HAHAHAHAH
[01:04:34] Stu: this was the best troll
[01:04:34] Stu: ever
[01:04:36] Stu: i have seen
[01:04:37] Stu: ever
[01:04:38] Stu: ever
[01:04:40] Stu: ever
[01:04:41] Stu: ever
[01:04:41] Stu: ever
[01:04:42] Stu: ever
[01:04:43] Stu: ever
[01:04:43] Stu: ever
[01:04:46] Stu: omfg
[01:04:48] Stu: you are insane
[01:04:48] Stu: dude
[01:04:51] Stu: you are actually
[01:04:52] Stu: incredible
[01:05:00] Stu: but
[01:05:02] Stu: its believable
[01:05:04] Stu: she speaks german
[01:05:06] Stu: so
[01:05:07] Stu: she would accept
[01:05:10] Stu: some random german dude
[01:05:12] Stu: adding her on facebook
[01:05:13] Naturel: oh my god guys
[01:05:15] Stu: u can get her facebook ID
[01:05:15] Stu: from
[01:05:17] Stu: the pictures
[01:05:18] Stu: i linked
[01:05:20] Naturel: i phoned him
[01:05:23] Naturel: thats why i dont respond
[01:05:26] Naturel: but if u see this tomorrow
[01:05:28] Naturel: its epic shit!
[01:05:32] Stu: this was the best troll
[01:05:34] Stu: i have ever
[01:05:35] Stu: encountered
[01:05:36] Stu: ever
[01:05:37] Stu: actually
[01:05:39] Stu: the fucking
[01:05:40] Stu: best troll
[01:05:40] Stu: ever
[01:06:19] Stu: you what
[01:06:21] Stu: how did you know
[01:06:24] Stu: say that part again
[01:06:31] Stu: well
[01:06:32] Stu: ot be fair
[01:06:36] Stu: i would believe
[01:06:38] Stu: that u added her on fb
[01:06:40] Stu: and have been talking to her
[01:06:48] Stu: i am
[01:06:49] Stu: so happy
[01:06:51] Stu: that has not happened
[01:06:52] Stu: srsly
[01:06:55] Naturel:
[01:06:56] Stu: also
[01:06:56] Stu: the part
[01:07:01] Stu: 'she is looking for more than sex u know
( she looks like the typical neighboor girl and not like a random slut so that was easy too )
[01:07:01] Stu: '
[01:07:06] Stu: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
[01:07:09] Stu: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
[01:07:11] Stu: every girl
[01:07:13] Stu: is the same
[01:07:14] Stu: yes
[01:07:15] Stu: but
[01:07:16] Stu: yes
[01:07:18] Stu: yes
[01:07:19] Stu: yes
[01:07:21] Stu: nat
[01:07:22] Stu: you are a genius
[01:07:23] Stu: srsly
[01:07:25] Stu: absolute
[01:07:26] Stu: genius
[01:12:34] Stu: nat
[01:12:35] Stu: i srsly
[01:12:36] Stu: thought
[01:12:44] Stu: you had like some screen cap from a dodgy link
[01:12:44] Stu: or
[01:12:50] Stu: you had found my facebook password
[01:12:55] Stu: because my msn email pass is similar
[01:12:57] Stu: to that wow
[01:12:58] Stu: pass
[01:13:00] Stu: i gave you
[01:13:02] Stu: etc
[01:13:03] Stu: like
[01:13:03] Stu: wtf
[01:13:13] Stu: but it was you just
[01:13:13] Stu: playing me
[01:13:17] Stu: with a bit of common knowledge
[01:13:27] Stu: im going to bed
[01:13:29] Stu: mind fuck
[01:13:29] Stu: srsly
[01:13:32] Stu: fair play naturel sir
[01:13:35] Stu: well done
[01:13:53] Naturel: hes listening to coldplay right now
[01:13:56] Naturel: hes rly mindfucked
[01:13:56] Stu: if anyone adds her on facebook
[01:13:56] Naturel:
[01:13:57] Stu: i am actually
[01:13:58] Stu: gonna
[01:14:00] Stu: fuck
[01:14:01] Stu: you have no idea
[01:14:08] Stu: law abiding citizen shit
[01:14:10] Stu: btw nat
[01:14:12] Stu: newgame of thrones
[01:14:13] Stu: later
[01:14:13] Stu: gg
[01:14:15] Stu: nn
[01:14:17] Naturel: gn
[01:14:22] Stu: dont remember if you like got
[01:14:24] Stu: but someone in guild does